an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency
Men seeking women.
Profile of the
||1,005,002 euro plus $122,000 plus
£56,042 plus a lot of other currencies all stashed in a railway locker.
|Source of wealth
||When only a baby I was born in
Zambia to poor parents. My father had been a slave but after getting his
freedom he discovered that getting another job as a slave was impossible.
My mother did her best to feed us, I was the youngest in a family of
seventeen. Most days we were lucky to eat a few beetles. When I was only
four both my parents suddenly died. Losing both parents at the same time
may seem careless but I was young and naive at the time. I took to the
streets and began a life of begging which would take me all around the
world. I was ambitious and was always looking for the best location and
the right line to get maximum money from people. No silly "spare a
dime" lines from me - I always thought big. Very quickly I was making
hundreds of dollars a day. I move on to Europe where the pickings are
bigger and the people more gullible. My fortune grew day by day but I
never spent a cent! Soon my stash was over $100,000 I could easily have
bought a house and settled down to a conventional life. But I was proud -
I was the best beggar in Europe - I didn't want to give it up. Now I have
more money than I know what to do with and wish to find a good women to
help me spend it all before I go to the begging patch in the sky.
||Partly smoked cigarettes and
pre-used chewing gum that still has some of its flavour.
||I have a phobia for submarines.
Profile of the ideal
||25 to 30
||Don't matter as long as you are
beautiful. Being a prima donnas ballerina would be an advantage.
||Must know how to spend money and be
able to help me do so. (No beggars please.)
||Have all her own teeth, hair and
||Be a slave.
|Marry me and
have all my babies. (apart from the ones I already have from sleeping with